Awww…well Bumble appears to just want to belong to a family.
Either that or he was planning something unsavory with the goat and fell asleep before he could complete his mission.
Please don’t let that be it.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Oh, Bumble. *facepalm*
So that’s why hubby’s coffee tasted funny this morning.
One would think that a childhood Christmas TV program character would piss candy canes and marshmallows. Not so much.
Apparently, Stripper Barbie is offended at the two dollars Bumble had to offer for her…services.
Damn, Barbs…that’s way harsh. It’s not like Bumble has a steady paycheck coming in, and I sure didn’t see an ATM nearby. Someone didn’t see Bumble’s Dark Passenger episode…obvs.
Look out, blondie.
Bumble’s had a hard (no pun intended) year. Two dollars in a strip club won’t get him very far.
December 21, 2013
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Can anyone tell me why in the world Bumble is riding a banana?!?!
Ohhh…I get it.
Well Bumble, in the immortal words of Mr. Steven Tyler…
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Dream on, dream on, dream on♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Dream until your dreams come true.♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
“When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl,
I float as the clouds on air do,
I enjoy being a girl!”
Apparently Bumble wants to feel pretty and get in touch with his feminine side.
If I find him playing in my bras, we’ve got problems.